I’m going to deactivate my facebook to see if anyone remembers my birthday. I won’t be surprised if no one does.
Don’t call you when you’re out with your friends?
Don’t tell you that the pub you’re at was actually closed 3 hours before you even got there? ( When you were supposedly in the washroom )
Don’t call you out on your lies?
Even an idiot would know what you’re up to. You lie like its just breathing to you, its amazing. But as long as you come back home to me every night then I should be fine right? *sigh* I think guys should be glad that their girlfriends check up on them at all. Because if she doesn’t care anymore that’s when you should start worrying.
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
omg cutest ever
i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
good evening i am here
the only thing i have going for me in life is that im not addicted to heroin
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
I scrolled over it then came back
No care in the world